HonestAFCards

Houston, Texas

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Announcement Welcome to Honest AF Cards!

UPDATE! UPDATE!
The shop will be on a short break from Dec. 3rd until Dec. 7th.
We will RE-OPEN Dec. 8th and ship orders daily until Dec. 20th.

VERY HONEST, yet funny greeting cards for all occasions!

Our cards say what you really want to say!
Whether you're saying Happy Birthday Motherf---er or You're the Sh*t, we have the perfect cards!

And if you can't find exactly what you want to say, let us know and we'll be happy to create it for you!

Thanks for checking out the shop!

Be sure to follow us on Instagram @honestafcards and "like" us on Facebook!

Announcement

Last updated on Dec 3, 2023

Welcome to Honest AF Cards!

UPDATE! UPDATE!
The shop will be on a short break from Dec. 3rd until Dec. 7th.
We will RE-OPEN Dec. 8th and ship orders daily until Dec. 20th.

VERY HONEST, yet funny greeting cards for all occasions!

Our cards say what you really want to say!
Whether you're saying Happy Birthday Motherf---er or You're the Sh*t, we have the perfect cards!

And if you can't find exactly what you want to say, let us know and we'll be happy to create it for you!

Thanks for checking out the shop!

Be sure to follow us on Instagram @honestafcards and "like" us on Facebook!

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csbindy2 on Apr 24, 2024

5 out of 5 stars

Great, thank you!

Funny Graduation Card - High School Graduation Card - Card for Grads - Funny Wedding Card - Money Holder - Congrats Card

Funny Graduation Card - High School Graduation Card - Card for Grads - Funny Wedding Card - Money Holder - Congrats Card
Eva on Jan 7, 2024

5 out of 5 stars

High quality sticker! Put it on my water bottle as a reminder <3 highly recommend this & all her stickers, they’re great!

Vinyl Sticker for Laptop - Think BIGGER Bitch - Motivational Die Cut Stickers - Cool Stickers for Laptop - Stickers for Cell Phone Case

Vinyl Sticker for Laptop - Think BIGGER Bitch - Motivational Die Cut Stickers - Cool Stickers for Laptop - Stickers for Cell Phone Case
trinity on Feb 10, 2024

5 out of 5 stars

Fast shipping cute card and packaging

Funny Valentine's Day Card For Baby Daddy Husband Boyfriend - Happy Valentine's Day To My Favorite Baby Daddy

Funny Valentine's Day Card For Baby Daddy Husband Boyfriend - Happy Valentine's Day To My Favorite Baby Daddy
genevablack on Feb 9, 2024

5 out of 5 stars

Packaged well arrived as expected. Always a good experience.

Funny Button Pin - 100% That Bitch Pin - 1.5 inch pin - Coworker Gift - Best Friend Gift - Stocking Stuffer - Feminist Gift -

Funny Button Pin - 100% That Bitch Pin - 1.5 inch pin - Coworker Gift - Best Friend Gift - Stocking Stuffer - Feminist Gift -
JOANNE on Jan 28, 2024

5 out of 5 stars

The card are very well made I loved it

Funny Father's Day Card for Step Dad - Funny Card For Like A Father - Funny Card For Adopted Dad - Even Though We Don't Share Genes...

Funny Father's Day Card for Step Dad - Funny Card For Like A Father - Funny Card For Adopted Dad - Even Though We Don't Share Genes...
Mellisa on Dec 15, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Quick delivery-purchase was great even the thank you card brought a smile

Christmas Money Holder - Funny Holiday Card - Gift-Giving Fact: No One Ever Returns Cash - Happy Holidays - Christmas Card

Christmas Money Holder - Funny Holiday Card - Gift-Giving Fact: No One Ever Returns Cash - Happy Holidays - Christmas Card
Paige on Dec 6, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Item is exactly as pictured. Shipping was quick and even received a free sticker from the seller! This is my second order from this shop and won’t be my last.

Funny Button Pin - Okay Hoe Button Pin - 1.5 inch button pin - Best Friend Gift - Coworker Gift - Gift for Hoes - Mediocre Gifts

Funny Button Pin - Okay Hoe Button Pin - 1.5 inch button pin - Best Friend Gift - Coworker Gift - Gift for Hoes - Mediocre Gifts
shelmag11 on Nov 22, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

The funniest gift cards ever! Thanks so much for your quick and thoughtful service!!

Christmas Money Holder - Funny Holiday Card - Gift-Giving Fact: No One Ever Returns Cash - Happy Holidays - Christmas Card

Christmas Money Holder - Funny Holiday Card - Gift-Giving Fact: No One Ever Returns Cash - Happy Holidays - Christmas Card
Paula on Nov 21, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Perfect cards for our adult grandsons. Thank You!!

Christmas Money Holder - Funny Holiday Card - Gift-Giving Fact: No One Ever Returns Cash - Happy Holidays - Christmas Card

Christmas Money Holder - Funny Holiday Card - Gift-Giving Fact: No One Ever Returns Cash - Happy Holidays - Christmas Card
Sarah on Nov 13, 2023

5 out of 5 stars

Hilarious card - perfect as a money envelope or monetary gift. great design and quality card stock. Such a good seller! I’m a repeat happy customer.

Christmas Money Holder - Funny Holiday Card - Gift-Giving Fact: No One Ever Returns Cash - Happy Holidays - Christmas Card

Christmas Money Holder - Funny Holiday Card - Gift-Giving Fact: No One Ever Returns Cash - Happy Holidays - Christmas Card

About HonestAFCards

Sales 7,417

On Etsy since 2015

Me being silly!

You're So F---ing Awesome!

Frustrated with greeting cards that are full of poetic sh*t I'd never say, I started Honest AF Cards with the sole purpose of simple, honest, often obscene, but funny messages.

My inspiration mostly comes from things I'd normally say. I also am inspired by other sources like family and friends.

I really love how even my friends who are a bit more conservative really get a laugh out of my cards.

My cards are simple and honest as f--k!
No flowers.
No balloons.
No sappy sh*t.
Just words.

I may be biased, but I think they're f--king awesome!
I hope you will too!

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Verna

Owner, Creative Hustler

I'm a creative girl who rarely bites my tongue. Born and raised in Florida, I live in the cool, yet oh so weird, city of Austin, Texas. When I'm not creating funny cards, I like to photograph awesome people and beautiful places around the world.
Angel

Silent Partner, Badass Creative Assistant & Customer Service Agent

Angel is the first person Verna runs ideas across for feedback. If she loves it, it's likely others will too! Shipping, food runs, bubble tea breaks and other miscellaneous duties are handled by Angel.

Production partners

Screen Printing Shop

Houston, TX

Awesome screen printer takes my designs and prints them on the products.
Local Sticker Shop

Austin, TX

Stickers printed and cut in Austin, TX by local vinyl sticker shop.

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Awesome Screen printing Shop

Houston, TX

Awesome screen printing company Texas
Dope Pencil Company

United States

Pencils are hand-stamped by an engraving company.
Gift Wrap Sheets Printer

San Jose, CA

Prints Honest AF designs on gift wrap sheets.
Tape Printer

China

Honest AF Tape is designed in Houston, Texas and printed in China. We carefully package and ship each roll from our Houston, Texas office.

Shop policies

Last updated on February 16, 2023

Accepted payment methods

Accepts Etsy Gift Cards and Etsy Credits

Returns & exchanges

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Cancellations

Cancellations: not accepted

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Funny Graduation Card - High School Graduation Card - Card for Grads - Funny Wedding Card - Money Holder - Congrats Card

Vinyl Sticker for Laptop - Make Shit Happen - Cool Die Cut Stickers for Laptop - Vinyl Stickers for Cell Phone Case

Funny Graduation Card - Class of 2023 - High School Grad Card - Funny Congrats Graduate - Congratulations Smart Ass

Funny Card For Teacher - Set of 8 Cards - Funny Teacher Appreciation Card - Educator Card - Things Teachers Say In Their Heads

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Zodiac Sign Birthday Card - LEO Birthday Card - Funny Birthday Card - Proud Ambitious and Vain AF

This Card Has Real Honest And Heartfelt Sh*t - Funny Valentine's Day Card. Funny Anniversary Card. Funny Love Card. Funny Honest Card.

Funny Engagement Card - Congrats! You're Getting Married! I'm Going To Miss You - Funny Wedding Card. Funny Engagement Card.

Zodiac Sign Birthday Card - AQUARIUS Birthday Card - Funny Birthday Card - Eccentric Intellectual and Rebellious AF

Zodiac Sign Birthday Card - SAGITTARIUS Birthday Card - Funny Birthday Card - Confident Optimistic and Loud AF

Zodiac Sign Birthday Card - GEMINI Birthday Card - Funny Birthday Card - Witty Unpredictable and Chatty AF

Vinyl Sticker for Laptop - Think BIGGER Bitch - Motivational Die Cut Stickers - Cool Stickers for Laptop - Stickers for Cell Phone Case

Funny Washi Tape - Printed Tape - Planner Gift - Coworker Gift - Gag Gift - F*cking Awesome - Dope AF - New Level Sh*t - Bad Ass B*tch

Vinyl Sticker for Laptop - Cool Die Cut Stickers for Laptop - Vinyl Stickers for Cell Phone Case - Dope As F--k Sticker

Funny Graduation Card - High School Graduation Card - Card for Grads - Funny Wedding Card - Money Holder - Congrats Card

Funny Mother's Day Card For Aunt - Aunt Birthday Card - Card for Aunt - Dopest Aunt Ever - Funny Aunt Just Because Card.

Funny Anniversary Card - Funny Valentine's Day Card - Funny Family Love Card - Even Though We're Slightly Dysfunctional and Kinda F-ed Up...

Funny Thank You Card - You Made My F-ing Day! Funny You Made My Day Card. Funny Appreciation Card. Say Thanks Card.

Funny Anniversary Card - Marriage Is Not Always Easy But - Funny Marriage Card. Funny Husband & Wife Card. Funny Married Life Card.

Funny Anniversary Card - Honest Love Card - Valentine's Card - Birthday Card - Card for Spouse - Even Though You Get On My F-ing Nerves...

Funny Birthday Card for Him - Happy Birthday To My Favorite D.I.L.F. - Funny Birthday Card. Funny DILF Birthday Card

Funny Birthday Card - Celebrate! It's Your F-ing Birthday! - Happy Birthday Card.

Funny Mother's Day Card for Baby Mama Baby Momma - Funny Card for Wife or Girlfriend - Baby Mama of the F*cking Year

Funny Birthday Card for Spouse - Best Friend Card - Daughter Card - Card for Son - Co-worker Card - I'm So Glad Your Mom Didn't Swallow You

Funny Valentine's Day Card for Wife - Funny Card for Baby Mama or Girlfriend - Wife of the F*cking Year

Funny Valentine's Day Card for Husband - Funny Card for Baby Daddy - Husband of the F*cking Year

Zodiac Sign Birthday Card - PISCES Birthday Card - Funny Birthday Card - Kind Compassionate and Clingy AF

Funny Unicorn Card - Funny Anti-Unicorn Card - Everybody Can't Be A F-ing Unicorn

Funny Apology Card - I'm Sorry Card - Make Up Card - Can We Just F--k And Make Up?

Funny Maid of Honor Card - Will You Be My Maid of Honor Card - Because You're My Main B*tch - Card For Maid of Honor - Ask Maid of Honor

Funny Baby Daddy Card - Husband Birthday Card - Happy BIRTHDAY To My Bada** Baby Daddy - Birthday card for Husband Boyfriend Father of Child

Funny Sister Birthday Card - Card for Sister - You're The Best Sister Ever - Funny Sisters Card. Funny Sibling's Day Card. Funny

Funny Button - Valentines Gift - Galentines - Wine Hoe Button - 1.5 inch button pin - Best Friend Gift - Coworker Gift - Teacher Gift

Card For A Friend - Funny Just Because Card for Best Friends - Spanish Card For A Friend - Que Pasa Puta

Funny I Miss You - Missing You Card - Long Distance Love Card - Valentine's Day Card - Funny I Miss You Card - I Miss You Like F-ing Crazy

Funny Mother's Day Card - Funny Father's Day Card - Funny Stepmom Card - Funny Mother In Law Card - Like A Mom Card - Bonus Mom Card

Acrylic Pin - Make Shit Happen - Cool Acrylic Pin with Rubber Clutch - Pin for Backpack - Pin for Handbag - Pin for Jacket - Pin for Cap

Funny Thank You Card - Grateful As F*ck - Funny Thanksgiving Card. Gratitude. Thanks. Funny Appreciation Card. Wedding Thank You Cards

Funny Apology Card - I F---ed Up - I Effed Up - Funny Sorry Card For Husband Wife Boyfriend Girlfriend or Best Friends

Funny Valentine's Day Card - Birthday Card for Husband - Anniversary Card For Husband - Card for Spouse - Of All The A-holes In The World...

Funny Mother's Day Card - Birthday Card for Mom - Funny Card for Mom - Mom, You're The Sh*t! - Happy Mother's Day Card